Ship more software with fewer humans in the loop.

An on-call triage agent that watches Sentry. A drafter that opens the Linear ticket and the PR. A reviewer that asks the right question before merge.

@SENTINEL

Watches Sentry.

Builds memory of past incidents. Summarizes new production-tagged issues in #oncall.

@TRIAGE

Drafts the ticket.

Opens a Linear ticket with the stack trace, suspected cause, and a one-line summary. The on-call engineer ships it.

@RELEASE-NOTES

Drafts the notes.

Pulls merged PRs every Friday, groups them by area, and posts the draft for editorial review.